Idiosyncrasies of English

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

I went to a bookshop and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Is there another word for synonym?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

One nice thing about egotists – they don’t talk about other people.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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