How to speak Kiwi

I was in the pub, talking to a scuba-diving friend who came from New Zealand, and asked what he planned to do at the weekend.

“I’m going to do some dicking,” he replied.

“Excuse me?” I asked, in some surprise.

“Dicking,” he said. “I’m going to do some dicking in the garden.”


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